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		<title>Link Dump</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brand new &#8220;Worst Way to Die&#8221; (Click Here) Too bad Billy Mays isn&#8217;t alive for this one. (Click Here) Fantastic Mug Shot (Click Here) I was asked to never ever come back. (Click Here) Gotta guard Merv!  Worst sportscast ever! (Click Here) Ruling of legitamacy needed. (Click Here) Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=138&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Buh dah buh dah buh dah buh dah</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 06:19:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctors are paid well for a reason.  They know how to fix things that we don&#8217;t want to fix by ourselves.  Or we just don&#8217;t know how to fix them.  For example, it is a good idea to get your prostate checked.  However uncomfortable that examination is,  I would rather go through the humiliation than [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=140&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Winter Olympics Wrap Up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went into the 2010 Vancouver Games with the idea to save all of my comments and just do one post instead of 17 different postings.  My thought was that there would be days were there just wouldn&#8217;t be that much to talk about on every single day.  And as always, I was completely right.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=135&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Thursday!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why I was asked to leave the US Bobsled Team (Click Here) Oh Deer! (Click Here) Milk-a-What? (Click Here) Baby outtakes.  Very Funny. (Click Here) The greatness of Step Brothers. Touch of language at the very end. (Click Here) Filed under: Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=132&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>iDontcare</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week Steve Jobs decended from computer heaven in a Prius made of diamonds and the tears of unicorns and unveiled the new Apple iTablet.  It&#8217;s a new computer whose main feature is a touch screen.   I think it is a great idea.  I mean, how many times have I been sitting at a computer and thought, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=130&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, It&#8217;s Natural.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my kids came home from school a few weeks ago and asked me a question.  &#8220;Wanna hear a joke?&#8221;    I get so uneasy when I hear that question.  It&#8217;s like a roladex starts feverishly spinning in my mind as I try to recall every single joke that I know so I can stop [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=124&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I resolve to&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another new year. YAHOOOOOO!  2010!  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!   Why is it that we, as humans, celebrate the coming of a new year on such a grand scale.  Around the world, millions of people go nuts because it&#8217;s ten seconds until midnight.   Is that really the way to send out an old year?  There is so much [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=121&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Super Pretty Delicious Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently ate at a chinese food buffett.  It was called Eastern Food Chinese Buffett.  Original name to say the least.  I think the only naming option that would have been more generic would have been Chinese Food Chinese Buffett, unless they just named their resturant Food Chinese Buffett.  Now the resturant is located in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=119&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Lunch with Santa</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I received a phone call last week and it really caught me off guard.   Normally I don&#8217;t answer my phone.  Caller ID has ruined me.  Now, all I do is read who is calling, quickly imagine what they want to talk to me about, say no in my mind and let it go to voicemail.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=115&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Horrible name!  I would have gone with the first name &#8220;Notta&#8221;  (Click Here) Question: How was your ski trip? Answer: Awful.(Click Here) In light of the economy in recession, 10.2% unemployment, and global warming.  I bring you&#8230;&#8230;this and this and last but definately not least, THIS Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=awwwcrap.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8788159&amp;post=112&amp;subd=awwwcrap&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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